"And I'm gonna say it just one more time. We're Georgia Southern. Our colors are blue and white, we call ourselves the bald eagles... we call our offense the Georgia Power Company and that's a terrific name for an offense... and our snap count is, "Rate-Hike." We practice on the beautiful banks of Eagle Creek... and that's in Statesboro, Georgia... the gnat capital of America. Our weekends begin on Thursday and the co-eds outnumber the men 3-2. And they're all pretty and they're all rich. And folks, you just can't beat that! And you just can't beat Georgia Southern! And you ain't seen nothing yet! Thanks y'all!"